So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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