Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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