I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I intend to get homeless drunk
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
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