I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
This is my gift to your gina
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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