Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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