im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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