Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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