would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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