I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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