BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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