Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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