I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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