Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Quick, to the slutcave!
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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