So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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