i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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