The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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