is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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