Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
