Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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