: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Randomize
