UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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