Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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