i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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