Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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