Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Randomize
