omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
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