Your tits are I can't wait for
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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