no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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