Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
you inspire me to be a worse person
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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