When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
