I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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