it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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