I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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