I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
