Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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