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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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