I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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