so that wasnt chicken after all
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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