their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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