i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
third nipple confirmed
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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