mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I wish I only lived at night.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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