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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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