it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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