My hand turned me down
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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