We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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