So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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