nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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