Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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