she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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