I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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