I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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