Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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