Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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